Thursday, 5 January 2012

When I made the decision....

When I made the decision to take a shit in a coffeeshop toilet bowl, pain was not a key factor. Loss of privacy, public scrutiny on myself and my family and loss of personal time were. The disruption to my bowel movements was also an important consideration. I had some ground to believe that my baby-soft arse would not suffer a drastic change in the standard of sanitization even though I experienced a backsplash onto my arse. So it is with this recent smaller toliet bowl. If the balance is tilted further in the future, it will make it harder for me to balance while sitting on the bowl. - youarebetteroffted
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